Developing a Brocabulary: Praiseology

Folks, you ever want to give your bro a proper attaboy and just don't have the words? Well that's where Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk comes in handy; in particular, the section on Praiseology (n.) Phraseology that can be used to praise all that is good in this world

This is dedicated to all my bros working hard this week to prepare for San Diego Comic-Con International, beginning in seven days; it ain't easy, and y'all deserve some serious praiseology.

atrawesome - Atrociously awesome.

blechtacular - Spectacular in a disgusting or vomit-inducing way.

ferawesome - Ferociously awesome.

Flyatollah - The king of being fly

guydol - A guy that you idolize, perhaps excessively.

nadmirable - Admirable because it took some serious nads: "Dude you told your boss to suck it? Nadmirable!"

nadvantageous - Something that's advantageous to your balls: "It would be nadvantageous for you to shut the f--k up."

perb, perior, preme - Expressions used to indicate that something is superb, superior, or supreme.

threediculous - Three times as ridiculous as something that's ridiculous.

totally awessible - Something that's totally possible and would be totally awesome if it happened.

It's gonna be a totally awessible next couple of weeks, bros! Let's do it!

Developing a Brocabulary: Types of Bros

It's been far too long.

Yes, following more than a year's hiatus, I am once again cracking open the pages of Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk to explore it's hallowed teachings.

The topic this time around is a simple yet vital one: some different kinds of bros, as covered in the chapter Brommunication (n.) The art of communicating in a brophisticated manner, with or about your bros

sack pack - A bunch of dudes traveling in a group, or a cock flock. When they turn into a door jam by jockeying to get into a club, they're known as a bluster cluster, and when they storm a party they're known as a bro storm.

cerebro - The bro who does the thinking for you. You're R2-D-Dude and he's C-3P-Bro.

guyamese twins - Two bros who are pretty much inseparable (eg. Batman and Robin, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, Michael Knight and KITT)

PAL 2000 - when a bro who seems to have your best interest at heart suddenly turns on you like HAL 2000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey, usually by giving you bad advice and claiming it's for your own good: "The dude was my brother half until he PAL 2000ed me by convincing me to dump my girl and then hooking up with her. He totally soaked me in traitorade."

wannabro - A dork who tries to be a bro but is nothing but a wannabe. Sometimes referred to as a wannaDB as in "Dude, you're not even a douchebag, you're a wannaDB."

Vincent Van Bro - A bro who is so loyal he would cut his ear off for you.